Jenny’s Made Up Facts

21.       The most politically offensive variety of window shade is the venetian blind.

22.       All the electrical cords in your home have signed an agreement to have cord sex. They’re doing it right now. They don’t care who is watching.

23.       In proportion to its size, the paper cut is actually the most painful injury a human can sustain.

24.       On international delicious scales, the sugar coating on Advil pills are ranked as equally delicious to the white Tic Tac. Unlike Tic Tacs, however, Advil should not be consumed by the handful.

25.       Forget sweatshirts and sweatpants, how bout some sweatsocks, right?