Hey, so, um, you know, like, Homecoming is coming up pretty soon. Yeah, I know it’s totally lame. Only squares go to Homecoming. But, I was thinking about it and, like, I don’t know, it might be kinda funny if we went together. Just to, like, make fun of all the dweebs who are there having fun and showing school spirit or whatever. Yeah, and we could, like, show them how useless it is by, ya know, dancing with each other. Everybody would be like “whaaa?” Oh… no, i was kidding. No! I was totally joking with you. There’s no way I would go to that. Instead we should go see a brand new Brick Penguin sketch comedy show at Dojo Comedy (3503 Georgia Ave NW) with all new sketches on Friday, September 25 at 8pm and 10pm. Get your tickets here.
It’s that time again – time for Brick Penguin’s annual show where we bare all and show off what it takes to make hilarious hard-hitting sketch comedy. In the words of Ali Krieger, defender for the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team, “it’s important to show your vulnerabilities. I’m proud of my body, I’m proud of my sport, I’m proud of being a female athlete. Being naked is just another aspect of that. It’s real. It’s raw. It’s honest.”
Yeeeeeh, you know what, umm, nevermind. I think we’ll just stick with the original plan and do the show fully clothed and dimly lit. Feast your eyes on some brand new sketch comedy at a new location Dojo Comedy (3503 Georgia Ave NW) on August, 7th and 8th.
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He rode into town on Friday and spent the next three days ropin’, wrasslin’, rustlin’, and wreakin’ the kinda havoc befitting a man of his considerable wickedness. Then rode out of town on Friday. (His horse was named Friday, it’s, like, page one of the riddle book.) The sheriff put out a bounty and asked for folks fearless and foolish to hunt down this dastardly outlaw. We stepped forward, were deputized, and rode out with the dust behind us and our bullets in front. We’ve been known as Brick Penguin ever since: Renegade Lawmen with a warped sense of morality and humor built for the gallows. We’ve got a brand new sketch comedy show at Hamilton’s Bar & Grill (233 2nd St NW) on Saturday June, 13 at 8pm and 10pm. Come down to the saloon, ask the barman for a whiskey and a hot shave, and see our all new sketches, you can bring your horse, too. Get your tickets here.
Picture this: You’re walking through the streets. It’s warm, but the breeze is just strong enough to make your long, luxurious feathered hair flutter gently. The city is alive with danger and excitement and cab drivers in a knife fight. You turn your head and see a mysterious stranger. Your eyes meet. This song plays (for some reason, don’t question it). You move closer until you can taste each other’s warm breath. It’s physical. It’s animal. There’s only one way this night’s gonna end and that’s with hot jazz all over the place. Our brand new sketch comedy show will be a lot like that. We’ve got all new sketches, as nasty as you like it. So come out to Hamilton’s Bar & Grill (233 2nd St NW) on Saturday April 25 at 8pm and 10pm and enjoy some Casual Sax with Strangers. Get your tickets here.
Tempers are flaring. Blows have been thrown. Integrity has been challenged. The stakes have never been higher. The belt is on the line! … The championship belt… no, not just some random belt… no, not the belt you wear with your pants… it’s a championship belt… What’s it a championship for? The championship of–whatever, screw you. We’ve got a brand new show to bust, bash, and bloody our way into 2015. New sketches. No Mercy. Join us February 28 at Hamiltons Bar (233 2nd St NW) for two shows at 8PM and 10PM. (Also JC is back, which could either encourage or deter you from coming to the show.) Get your tickets here!
Ho, Ho, Ho, all you Brick Penguin Campers, have we got a show, show, show for you. We’ve shined up our jingle bells for the best looking, worst sounding rack of bells you’ve ever had the joy of seeing and the terror of hearing, and we’re gonna be shaking them all night long at Hamilton’s Bar & Grill (not The Hamilton). In this tastefully titled romp, we’ve got a brand new hour and some change of sketch comedy as part of our annual holiday show, and all the holidays are gonna be there, so why don’t you haul your ass out of Santa’s sack, slap some bells on yourself, and roast your nuts down to Hamilton’s. TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE!!!!!
We’re back and just in time for our fourth annual Halloween Show. It’ll be Halloween just like you remember it from childhood, except the part where that one guy in a bathrobe said he “forgot it was Halloween” tried to give you powdered Entenmann’s donuts and pennies… wonder what ever happened to that guy… seems like the kinda guy who would get killed by a prostitute…aaaaannnyway… We’re comin’ at you with a spooky, dark, and most likely haunted show filled with all new sketches.* So join us Friday, October 24 AND Saturday October 25, 8pm and 10pm at RFD in Chinatown. Get your tickets here! (First 20 people to buy tickets get them for $5!)
*There will be no ghosts at the show. Unless you believe in ghosts, then you are keenly aware that there will be a lot of ghosts there and they’re most likely angry and coming after you.
The Capital Fringe Festival has arrived and we’re breaking into our own vault to bring you some of our best sketches from the last four years. It’ll make you laugh. It’ll make you shout. It’ll make her realize what a huge mistake she made leaving you for Keith just because he had “pretty eyes” and a “future” and she “wasn’t ashamed to introduce him to her parents.”…Anyway. We’ll be doing eight shows in July at the Fridge in Eastern Market. It’s gonna be a wild party and you’re all invited! Get your tickets now!
Disclaimer: For anyone not familiar with Brick Penguin, the shows venture into adult themes and language and are probably not suitable for children.
This production is presented as a part of the 2014 Capital Fringe Festival, a program of the Washington, DC non-profit Capital Fringe.
Hi friends – due to some scheduling snafus – Brick Penguin will now be performing at Dojo Comedy’s: A June Surprise – this Saturday at The Fridge! Nothing like a splash of cold water to wake up your June, and this is that. No, we won’t have supersoakers that were stored in the freezer overnight, but we will have improv and sketch twice in a night at The Fridge. It’ll still be fun, maybe even shocking, but no poncho required. We think.
Come check it out, Saturday, June 14, 8pm and 10pm at The Fridge. Buy tickets here!
Do you sometimes feel like life got away from you? Your job’s boring, your apartment’s overpriced, your ex got married in a sunset beach ceremony that was as devastating as it was tasteful. Despite all that, don’t you ever ever forget that for one glorious summer you were a god among thirteen year olds at summer camp. We know you were. Everybody was. Two to eight magical weeks in a wooded-enclave, most likely near a small body of water, where, in spite of yourself, you were more athletic, more confident, more seductive than you ever dreamed possible. You made friends with kids from other states. They called you “Viking” and offered you tribute of orange soda and Fun Dip from the canteen. You made it to second base, or at least that’s what you told your friends back at school. It’s time for you to feel that fleeting, hormonal joy again. We’ve got a brand new show bursting at the seams with brand new sketches. Come check it out, Saturday, May 17, 8pm and 10pm at The Fridge and maybe… just maybe… you’ll finally get to second base. Buy or reserve tickets here.